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Susan Allen Mishap at Weapons Depot
by Susan Allen, click here for bio

Program: Open Range
Date: November 23, 09

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It was just a renegade tractor on a weapons depot, nothing to be worried about, I’m Susan Allen stay tuned for the story. A little birdie called to tell me that there had been an “incident” at the Umatilla Oregon Chemical Depot involving a tractor. It was no surprise to me, especially in light of this administrations tolerance for terrorism  that the AP immediately hit the wires  with the fact a renegade tractor was no cause for concern  at the Chemical depot because.... “ security is high.” High, so high someone climbed onboard a 14 foot wide John Deere 7920  ran it through. security fencing onto the weapons depot hopped off  and watched it “run Like a Deere” about a mile onto  a US army installation that stores chemical weapons like sarin, VX nerve agent, mustard agent and blister agent. This scrub land that the John Deere navigated like a tank located  between Umatillia and Hermiston Oregon once held 12 percent of our nations stock of chemical weapons. Security was so high that no knew the tractor traveled about a mile into the base until they found it the next morning, wheels still turning and according to my  inside source high centered on a mustard gas igloo. Remind me again that the incident at Ft. Hood wasn’t  terrorism?  The AP reported a spokesperson for the depot said the tractor didn’t come near chemical weapons and the FBI has decided not to investigate.  I’m Susan Allen 

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